Sunday, July 31, 2011

Passive Aggressive

I hate passive aggressive street signs. "One Way" Oh yeah? Okay so you do you want me to turn around or something? Am I not allowed to enter? Also I dislike "Lane ends in ____ feet" Right, so should I get over? Is this my last chance? What is going to happen? It should say "GET THE FUCK OVER BECAUSE THIS LANE IS GOING TO CEASE TO EXIST" or maybe without the profanity, but seriously who came up with this shit. Tell me what you want me to do, I cannot read your mind. And I know what you are thinking, I am woman and we are the damn queens of being passive aggressive, guilty as charged. However I am trying my very hardest to say what I mean. But men probably came up with those damn street signs.


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